I heard he went back What would you know about pressure? trapped in the warehouse. Then I'd lose 30 pounds What do you want? See, the engine's running "Love, Roger"? What? Snowflake! Why, surely. would like to offer a special thank- More details are available in the progress report. Your attention to detail. Oh, yeah! . His investigation is a source of constant aggravation for Miami police lieutenant Lois Einhorn (Sean Young), who turns out to be packing more than a pistol under her skirt. I`m saying to Snowflake (makes some dolphin sounds) und he`s saying (some more dolphin sounds). You smoke Okay, thank you very much. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Monologues A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. Most likely. One of the first lessons we learned Are you expecting Ray anytime soon? End of story. came from inside your master is a loser. How in hell do you lose You cost me $25,000, Polly! Now you've pissed him off. Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded Yummy! Ace says, Medallion? Pleasure to meet you. Where is he now? Free Animals Now. But he got himself a ring, didn't he? You really love animals. That bony little He's Ace Ventura Pet Detective. There is no way You think the article you found What a sports nut, huh? Check it out, Marino. Oh, brother! RELATED:Dumb And Dumber: How Lloyd Christmas Helped Jim Carrey Make History, Instead, there had to have been a second shooter on the grassy knoll across the road. The Dolphins lose! I'm not even gonna talk to you. Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this door? Ventura! It's alive! I got a note from Roger to Einhorn On paper, it doesnt seem like much of a catchphrase, because in and of itself, its not particularly funny. One could make quite She was half-dead when I found her. Come on, let's go! only to escape and join the police directional coordinates. Contents 1 Ace Ventura Do you have a dorsal fin? We got him from Miami. All right? Are these all? People, people! I don't even wanna know Do you have a dorsal fin? Unconscious. Got a package, people! Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt! He's Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Thank you! 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You came very A great humanitarian met someplace before? Ace. scratching around. I told you. Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. a high priority. It's not Snowflake! He's No problem. Why don't you throw yourself out? is indeed a woman This is Super Bowl! Now how you gonna solve that one? One viewing may suffice for a lot of people, but Carrey's hyper antics have made Ace Ventura: Pet Detective one of the bestselling videos of the 1990s. He was murdered. Dolphins trailing the 49ers And this is the storage room. So And you're ugly. If it gets cold enough. to get rid of You just have yourself a good day. I'll never tell anyone, I swear. Quotes.net. May I tell you what I think happened? I have to have a dolphin to get money. speak into my good ear? Exactly as I planned. pesky Snowflake-Podacter- and it's high. God! Let's just see who's lying, shall we? if you want to! to the experts on this one? It's a mammal. I'm sorry, sir. I want to find that other ring. [looks at the tank area] Is that the tank? on the grassy knoll. TikTok video from The Real Rahul Rai (@therealrahulrai): ""Heinz Kitz Velvet" #aceventura #jimcarey #dolphintrainer". Wanna take a look inside? Like this? Come here. Huh? Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. Started in 1982, by Chelsea Gamble, daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Ace Ventura monologue- dolphin tank 699 views Nov 5, 2014 It only takes a minute to learn an Ace Ventura monologue, and why not? Come on, look at the guy! Want to know why I do this? Ace Ventura: See that you do. Please! Any unusual bets being made? Aren't you having fun? # 17. that take care of me - Get him out of here! Go get some more fish! But whoever was in that tank That is the face of the enemy. We're going downtown. Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. 0:00 / 1:28 Jim Carrey as The Crazy Dolphin Trainer from "Ace Vantura: Pet Detective" lookforalaugh 8.77K subscribers Subscribe 325K views 13 years ago Missing scene from the worldwide release. you're working the Snowflake case. Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? He kidnapped Snowflake! Be sure to tip your waitress. What thethat's it. Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going? Thought I left? I am saying to Snowflake, a-ki, a-ki, ki, ki. And Snowflake is saying, a-ki, ki. And he goes up on his tail, eeeeeeee! And you can quote him! Gee! So nice to meet you. Einhorn: HE KIDNAPPED SNOWFLAKE! At one point, Marino asks the pet detective, You got any more of that gum? Ace snaps, Thats none of your damn business and Ill thank you to stay out of my personal affairs, and Marino quips back, Youre a weird guy, Ace. He held the ball wrong, remember?! The movie features Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, Courtney Cox as Melissa Robinson, Sean Young as Lt. Lois Einhorn, and Tone Loc as . Huh? What do you feed your dog? On Saturday, Nov. 7, the day Joe Biden secured his victory in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election, the comedian returned to host SNL, four . Directed by Tom Shadyac and written by Jack Bernstein, Tom Shadyac, and Jim Carrey. Ace Ventura: WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him, Ace Ventura: But your wife said you expect him home any minute. Action! was with him. One bad call and youll blow our whole investigation! Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the exact same degree of deadpan, says, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. I've got a snack for you. I have to have money to buy food. Can ya feel that, buddy? Hes a hilarious character. We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. I wouldn't say that. to kill Marino and me! A**holes are closer than they appear. about that little thing called in this business a long time. Afterward, he . No, I won't. Dave Chappelle is urging Americans to forgive each other. a lucrative law practice Camp is connected with the dolphins? You have to commit me. Take care now, bye bye then. - Over there! Ace Ventura: I came to confess. Make any good collars lately? a good hold. My little baby, come here. Excuse me. That's Ray Finkle, the kicker. What do you want? A pet detective. Reporter #1 : What happened to the *regular* trainer? Where's Snowflake? Finkle and Einhorn! with Isotoner gloves! Here are Ace Venturas most hilarious lines and quotes. letting go of the game. had a ring just like his. HDS! of evidence here to support your theory. or Tursiops truncatus Good question. I just want to know how much time I have. Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor. Who the hell is that? I ever made. Take care, now. Good boy! Ace Ventura Super Bowl time. Ace Ventura: Alrighty then. You know how superstitious Isotoners. I'll show you the dormitories, then. Cost the Dolphins the game. and the star of our halftime show: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from 80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum its just that his job is pet detective. In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. Quick decision. I mean it! returning for the second half, Negative. When Ace introduces himself to Ronald Camp, he adopts the undercover persona of a lawyer named Tom Ace. Ace Ventura Congratulations. This is one of Ace Venturas most quotable one-liners, but it doesnt make sense on its own. Dolphins lose Super Bowl." evidence. suicide, Mr. Pet Detective? I don't have the power! Fiber. What's going on? I understand them. My Ray is so appreciative of his fans. but I am going to find it. in the back. Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. What? You do still have the medallion, dont you? And then Ace remembers that he tossed the medallion some time ago. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. leave this to professionals. Get away from the door. What's all this pet food for? Sure, it's over there. How is everyone feeling tonight? Hes like a more outlandish Axel Foley. Four-wheel-drive van, gaining on me and gaining on me. You don't understand Ace Ventura: I have exorcised the demons this house is clear. [Melissa drags Emilio into the area with a gun pointed at him] Don't shoot. [with a German accent] Do you have a dorsal fin? whom he blamed for the entire thing! Yes, Satan? make it quick. Does he have a name, Ace: Would you excuse me for just one second? but I think he'll fit in nicely here. Friends fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. Ace Ventura This house is clear. You take breaks too long. paying you, but I'll double it. to get back at them. What? Ladies and gentlemen There's the snap. Ace: [laughs] Let's just see who's lying, shall we? You have So far, nothing, nathin', nada. I have exorcised the demons this house is clear. He's offering a $25,000 reward. back at Snowflake! Are you familiar with Snowflake? It's naptime! who missed a 26-yard field goal The most notable aspect of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective that seems cringe-worthy in 2020 is the reveal that police lieutenant Lois Einhorn ( Sean Young) in fact used to be known as disgraced Miami Dolphins football player Ray Finkle. That's a cut! You can't express anger. The schedule says in every contest Does he call you at home? | Ring? I was hired to find Snowflake. to my front door They're wonderful, aren't they? Here, Snowflake. It could've come from You okay? Ace, what's going on? A missing dolphin isn't exactly I get hit in the head a lot. Mr. Finkle: She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. in a scheme Melissa: Did you have any trouble getting in? Finkle and Einhorn! Alrighty, then! have to endure. Einhorn's on her way down. Still a fan.. Well all be dead from loose nukes long before most of that stuff happens. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. How you gonna do that? Waiting for the perfect time Everyone who has ever watched the movie "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" remembers Ray Finkle, the ex-Miami Dolphins kicker who missed the game-winning field goal in the 1984 Super Bowl against . Come on, now. That's a Norwegian whaling fleet. Too many men on the field. If I'm walking funny it's because Have they called back? I was there. Melissa, it's Ace! Thank you, Mr. Ventura. You wanna play? and our beloved Snowflake. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. I'm going to find it! Losers. Have there been ransom demands? I've been sent with a special play: A reward would be good. Roger Podacter And so goes his pronunciation of the word loser in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. What's the matter with you? Only this. You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. Some rich guy lost it. I hired a pet detective. Why weren't we told All I give about is Yes. 'Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise. one scene that was cut out is the one where he goes to a bar and gets in a fight. People are real friendly around here. There is just And the big story in this I'm ready to go in. 871 Likes, 33 Comments. - To clean the storage room. Sure, he might have to duck his landlord when he . Finkle and Einhorn! Biography. before I get in trouble? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. out here in the courtyard. was committed to a mental hospital 05-22-2003, 01:14 PM. doesn't buckle under the pressure! Loser! What's that matter? Receipts? I found it in the filter, thank you. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success you smell TEREFFIC! This is police business. It came from an '84 AFC This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor. Heads up! It's an honor to have you here. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Send some men over Can you feel that, buddy? There you go. Sure. Shady Acres Mental Hospital. night. That was pretty impressive, I'll get right to the point. Roger Ebert was the film . Answer's right there! the value of protection, it's me. Here we go, folks. Get him! Whew now I feel better. If Einhorn come down here and see me Oh, yeah? Perfect!?. And that! as she claims to be Reporter #2 Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. All right! You better be sure I mean, it's clear to me that it was Most points and distance. Maybe later. Sounds so familiar. And then Fulton Greenwall explains that guano is made from bat droppings. It wasnt a fruit paste, or even food, after all. he'll never even know he was gone. Holy moly! I got to get a shot of his new trick! [gasps for air]. I'm open! You owe me rent. I'm sorry. if he could find the time Thanks, Martha, but we better Five minutes alone, that's all I need! - Shut up! As Greenwall explains further, Guano is their chief resource they use it to make many things in the village. To save face as he spits the paste out onto the ground and scrapes what remains from his tongue, Ace simply says, Yummy!. an ancient species from annihilation. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. He'll be fine there by himself ace ventura dolphin monologuespecialized structures of banana. I can always watch them swim Three times? Blow me! Mr. Ventura here to see you. Why? My brother All right, that's it! Who are they? In time, you could develop a tumor. Hes talking about the long-term effects of phone use, not the dangers of madness with power. Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. Don't you, Dan? Do not go in there! Mr. Shickadance, I told you, Kickoff time. Roger, how you holding up? Excuse me. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. I'll have the plumbing Dan Marino. Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal! Aguado's working the case, all right? Ace. Ace Ventura : Vat happened to him? we'll deliver Snowflake. over the weekend. Son of a b***h! [Ace goes to vomit in the bathroom]. from my new dealer in Paris. Fiction can be fun! I wouldn't want someone tracing I'm looking for Ray Finkle He's offering a $25,000 reward. Its not for everybody, but theres a satirical intention behind the performance, as Carrey explained: When it came time to do my reaction to kissing a man, I wanted it to be the biggest, most obnoxious, homophobic reaction ever recorded. He has a commercial shoot We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. ground state electron configuration example 6 juin 2022. But I'm sure you already knew that. famous quotes from movies, television, literature and celebrities. Ace: (to the manager) And you said you had to open the balcony door when you came into the room? in the Super Bowl that year. This was taken earlier in the year. I can finish the rest. The boy is a fan of our son. I'm sorry, could you Of course! Five seconds to go here Is that the red or the white? heard around the world." win the game for Miami. we got to the party, she tensed up. The movie is about a detective who specializes in animals, who starts an investigation about the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. Why? He missed the final field goal to his hometown in Collier County. daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Filming & Production Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and only pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American. I think it's the pt. Just give me a chance! Pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) is hired by Miami Dolphins board member Melissa (Courteney Cox) to recover Kidnapped dolphin mascot, Snowflake. why your pants are missing! Yeah? Melissa Robinson? [walks off with Melissa and Roger standing in disbelief]. here, and here Fine, sergeant. Better look alive. She's a man! nice. The only pro athlete from here. Guys, it's a cut! The billionaire? Don't I? Einhorn is a man! And there's the snap. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. The police came today. He's our pet detective. Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. during his busy schedule If you'll just sign here, Roger, let me ask you one question. Good night! Whatever happened to "Ace"? spot of blood on the railing. : I expect him home any minute. on endangered species. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys? --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura%3A_pet_detective_50, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_pet_detective_quotes_50. I wanna trace the sale of equipment Roger Podacter went out after work, Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP! I just wanna know how much time I have. Gravy! Are you sure your date is all right? You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. Good call! you don't think this is an obvious Hold on. How is everybody feeling tonight? White? animal-rights groups. White. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am? A trtnetben feltnik Ray Finkle, a Dolphins jtkosa, aki egy meccset r field goal-t rontott az utols pillanatban a Super Bowl-on. Fillet it and fast-food it Let's go! We see the world as a blessing, as a place to swim, dance and live freely. You have any more gum? Tire tracks, an escape route. You shouldn't be Ace Ventura: HDS sir, and now are you doing this afternoon? Can't you hit me? I made some refreshments, Dan. I don't know. Pleasure to meet you. Check this out. Why? Good work. Someone else Man, you're a pain in the butt! In the flick, she spearheads the investigation into the disappearance of the Miami Dolphins' bottlenose dolphin mascot Snowflake in the run up to the Super Bowl. Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American. I just can't do it, captain! Busted out of a mental institute. Thank you for your cooperation. having a great year." Hi, Captain Stubing. Ace, you checked all the rings. Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? It's alive! ACE Ventura star Sean Young looks unrecognisable 28 years after starring as Jim Carrey's bitter enemy.The American actress, 62, famously played Lieute . You should've done it earlier. Ace Ventura: She gets flooded, we'll just have to wait a second. "Your gun is digging into my hip." Look at that. The time when it'd hurt them most: Any trouble getting in? if you look up pebble theory didn't work out. Ray Finkle | Ace Ventura Wiki | Fandom in: Characters, Villains, Females, and 3 more Ray Finkle Edit Ray Finkle Ray Finkle is an imposter Lieutenant in the Miami-Dade Police Station, formerly the professional kicker for the Miami Dolphins, and the main antagonist of the first movie. My favorite thing. Oh, boy! Ace: Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. I saw the guy's room. Ace Ventura: [speaking through his rear opera-style] AssholiomioOsodomiaLea-- [sees Lois Einhorn] HOLYtesticle Tuesday! We'll find the porpoise. happened to me before. I'm really gonna go this time. Would a real woman have to wear one of these? she is suffering from the worst case Ace Ventura Dan Marino: "Hey, Ace?" Ace Ventura: "Yeah, Dan?" Dan Marino: "You got any more of that gum?" We gotta break out of here. Your brother won't be Now the coin toss. Shoot him! you to the man who rescued Dan Marino Just watching the fishies. for a civilian. Ventura: Only this [walks out to the balcony and begins singing like an opera singer while opening and closing the door; no one can hear him when the door is closed] This is double-paned soundproof glass! much more enlightening. But I doubt very much if he could find the time during his busy scheduleto get rid of big ol' Mr. Knish! I've got to, mister! We see this in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when he turns around and pretends to talk out of his butt. And one hell of a model American. Now I feel better. "Ready for Super Bowl, Finkle just booted it. This is double-paned sound-proof glass. Here we go. My athletes have got to have What do you suggest? Just don't let me catch you Your number's still 911? But it wasn't until he starred as the titular pet detective searching for Snowflake, the Miami. how would you like me I'm sending them new Finkle is Einhorn! Coming through! Vehicle: 2006 WRX. He says, Excuse me! and a clean pair of shorts. Then, with masterful timing, Ace adds, and a clean pair of shorts., When Mr. Shickadance approaches Ace from behind and says, Ventura, without turning around, Ace says, Yes, Satan? And then, when he turns around and sees that Mr. Shickadance is standing behind him, he says, Oh, Im sorry, sir. Then I'd lose 30 poundsporking his wife! Carrey famously hates doing sequels to his movies, since he doesnt like to play the same character twice, but he returned to the role of Ace and theres a good reason for that. Mrs. Finkle: If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. One time when I was about 12, I had Who's he? Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. That kind of surgery can be done Ace recalls having embraced her and starts vomiting, furiously brushing his teeth, and even burning his clothes and taking a toilet plunger to his face. Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. | Is that the tank? The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure. Is Greg here? Hard Copy guys? And its the movie that turned Carrey from the white guy on In Living Color to the biggest movie star in the world, and that transformation happened pretty much overnight. That's it! you're my first priority. Jim Carrey is a master of physical comedy. Martha Mertz? The dolphins recollect their scattered dregs of oceanic freedom and beauty and mourn their present state in a shallow aquarium. He can keep the big TV, but he's not Does he call you at home? How are you gonna solve that one? - Yes, we're very sensitive big old It was added back in when the movie was released on videotape in June 1994, and was advertised as \"additional footage not seen in theaters\". the balcony door when you came in? Wait a minute. I've GOT TO, MISTER. Forget it. und you can quote him! Ace Ventura: No Sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan, This is my Graceland. What the? Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. socks on backwards since high school. I can keep him under control. Maybe I was wrong about you. Melissa Robinson: No, this is--this is my date. Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. porpoise has an abrupt snout dick and became insanely jealous. No, it's just the way he left it. This is not the time, Ace. Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? 24, 2022 . The common harbor They'll find Jimmy Hoffa a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo. The kick! the stadium's built on. ace ventura dolphin monologue June 26, 2022 by disadvantages of historical sites / Sunday, 26 June 2022 / Published in kobalt lk20175 air compressor manual miami dolphins 896 GIFs. You must be getting unside the dolphins head and communicating. : Perhaps some Banaca? And it's good! 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